January 2012
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No mom my hips will not get bigger if I sit down...
As
long
as
I
didn’t
eat
ANYTHING.
backtopigfarts:
hoshaway:
silly australians
it’s not really new years until it’s new years in AMERICA
nothing is really ever anything till it’s AMERICAN
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
broshounon:
watsin:
you seme kinda upset…
are yaoi okay?
i’m uke thanks for asking
fuck goddamnit
when i play league and you’re watching me can you like
not tell me what to do
“Ignite them IGNITE THEM. SPEAR SPEAR.”
I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING.
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking... →
funniest10k:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
meadowtronic:
stop releasing games i want on platforms i dont own
December 2011
My mom gave me orange juice spiked with aloe vera.
MOM.
I LOVE ORANGE JUICE. PLEASE DO NOT POISON IT WITH ALOE VERA. IT TASTES LIKE CACTUS. Not that I would know.
I am not a tortoise. I do not eat Cacti. There is no need.
“DRINK IT OR I’M TAKING YOUR LAPTOP AWAY.”
So I had to give in cause. Yeah.
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FUCK
niggerbiscuits:
I FORGOT THAT HIGH SCHOOL EXISTED
SHIT FUCK I DON’T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL ON TUESDAY WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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edwad:
my new years resolution is 1024x768
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noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
poshleyheights:
dicks are so gross oh my god jandkandnsnd pukes everywhere
lmao excuse me have you SEEN vaginas
floppy meat curtains
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brgdragon replied to your post: Why have I never installed adblock before?
Ryuu, solving first world problems one step at a time. You’re welcome.
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Why have I never installed adblock before?
“Cause you’re dumb as shit.”
yeah
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FUCK.
It’s Saturday. SATURDAY. Saturday.
The countdown begins.
Two more days.
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It's 8:30
Has Armageddon hit yet.
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My dad and I are throwing Mike and Ike’s at my brother from across the room and we keep calling him a slut.
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crush: *uploads picture on fb*
me: wow what a faggot im so glad i stopped liking you lmfao
*turns off laptop and cries in bed playing adele*
Liking someone who's wanted by many
waasian:
If you’re with someone who’s wanted by many, get used to the fact that there will always be someone waiting to take your place. So treat them right or else all the times you make them cry, someone else will be there to make them smile and laugh. Do your part and treat them how they deserve so no one can have the opportunity to steal your place.
I live my life under the general assumption that everyone secretly hates me.
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I spilled my curry and my brother laughed really hard and I got angry.
Cause I was trying to see if the chicken was boneless, but it wasn’t, but I wasn’t EXPECTING THAT so the bowl flipped over and my brother was like, “ahaha you’re dumb” and I was like
f1nn1ck:
Does anyone else have that feeling of that if you go to school again you may literally die or possibly punch someone in the face.
shakedown-1979:
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
aibous:
some of you guys are so witty and cool i actually feel intimidated and it makes me want to curl up in a ball and just wallow in my boring inferiority
